SHREK: CORPORATE SLAVE (FULL TIME SWAMP DUTY) AND

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work for minimum wage. Shrek's hoping of vacation, but with mandatory overtime and zero breaks, it seems like a lifetime away. He tried to slack off,